10 Super Strange Places To Have # Sex

Having sex outside the comfort of one's home is always a bit risky — and inherently thrilling. What follows is a list of the unique and unexpected locations where readers have gotten lucky. Read on and get inspired to find your own naughty nook, cranny or appliance on which to get busy.
1. Corn Field. A few survey-takers shared that their local cornfield is the zaniest place they've ever had sex. Apparently these readers have never seen those Children of The Corn movies. Corny — maybe ... freaky — definitely.
2. Cemeteries. Several readers revealedthat they've gotten it on amid the dead. Knocking boots on final resting places is certainly unusual — and also anexcellent idea for those looking to bringhome a curse along with their climax.
3. The City Dump. One very adventurous reader confessed to having done the deed at where else but the local dump. Let's hope both parties had their tetanus shots going into this rendezvous. One might call thistrashy, but hey, we think it would be ashame to put all that sexual energy to waste.
4. Jungle Gym. A few readers listed thejungle gym or swing set as the craziest place they've gotten laid. One specifiedthat it took place at his/her old elementary school. And no, we're not kidding.
5. In the car ... while driving. Talk about sex drive ... a few readers admitted to having "kicked it" while in the car. And not just road head but full-on intercourse. For legal reasons wehave to say we do not at all endorse trying this at home or elsewhere — although doing this at home with your car safely parked in your garage could be the only good time to even think about trying this one.
6. Outhouse. We thought it was a loadof crap but really, one reader admitted to doing the deed in a latrine. All we can say is this gives dirty talk a whole new meaning.
7. Telephone booth. The ultimate booty call! And, good for these folks because what else are people using telephone booths for these days?
8. In a cupboard. Two questions surely on everyone's lips here: How? And then, why?
9. On a stove. Some like it hot! And really, can it get much steamier than a stove-top sex sesh? Is this a recipe for sex-cess or a kitchen disaster? We'll let you decide.
10. In a hospital operating room. We'reguessing this "patient" was so lovesick that he/she needed a little sexual healing. Hey, whatever works...

How I Was Kidnapped, Raped For Rejecting Love Advances – UNILAG Student

This story has left me speechless. Our youths need a revival.

Policemen attached to Adeniji Adele division have arrested a 22-
year-old man who alleged kidnapped and raped a student of the University of Lagos, UNILAG, Akoka, for turning down his
advances.

The suspect, Babajide Bashorun, was also alleged to have taken
nude shots of his victim (names withheld) and pasted them on
the internet with her real name, school, department and age.
But the suspect in an interview with Vanguard claimed that the
lady was his girlfriend. He admitted to have taken her nude
pictures and gave them to his friends whose identities he gave as
Aje Mayowa and Babajide Ademuyiwa, both final year students of Architecture also of UNILAG.
The incident, as gathered, occurred two months ago at 1, Ajose Street, Enu-Owa area of Lagos Island. But the female
undergraduate was silent over the matter until her relations
abroad who stumbled on the nude pictures on the internet
contacted her mother in Nigeria, last week.

How it started

Narrating how the incident occurred, the female undergraduate
said: “Babajide came to our house to treat our dog. In the
process, he requested for my phone number and I reluctantly
gave him. He started calling me and told me he would like to go
out with me.

“But I told him I already had a boyfriend whom I loved. Yet, he
kept calling me, saying he was not interested in just going out
with me but wanted to marry me. Aside that, he kept monitoring
my movements and at a point, I deleted his contact on my phone.

“I was returning home for a weekend in April , a car stopped by my side at Idumota bus-stop. Jide was sitting beside a driver
who was unknown to me.

“On sighting him, I walked past. But the next thing he did was to
hold me by the hand, dragged me into the car and drove to his
house.

“When he got home, he started beating me and tore my clothes,
asking what I wanted that he could not give me. He instructed
me to unlock my phone and when he discovered that I used my
boyfriend’s name as password, he resumed the beating.

“At a point, he gave me his phone to speak with some of his
friends who told me I was in for trouble, for turning down a
member of their unnamed cult, threatening that they would kill
me for treating him shabbily.

“Thereafter, he raped me and when he was done, his friend took
his turn despite my plea. When he saw I was bleeding, he
stopped and started begging me. At that point, he brought out
his phone and started taking my nude pictures. I made attempt
to cover my face but he hit me on the head with a bottle and
continued taking the shots.

How I escaped

“I begged him to allow me call my mother to give him some
money for my release but he refused. I also appealed to him to
delete my pictures when he started begging me.

“I stayed in that room all night till the next day when he went out
to get me some drugs. Immediately he stepped out, I tried the
door and discovered it was not locked from outside. I quickly
changed into one of my dirty clothes in my bag and escaped.

“But I could not tell anyone at home. When my elder brother
asked what the problem was on seeing the blood stained clothes,
I told him I was involved in an accident and when my mother
insisted on knowing what the problem was, I told her I fought
with a course mate. She insisted on going to school with me on
seeing the magnitude of the injury but I prevented her.

“Barely had I settled down than Babjide called, threatening to kill
me if I disclosed what happened to anyone. As if that was not
enough, his friends also called and threatened me as well.”

She is my girlfriend — Suspect
However, on his part, Babjide claimed that the undergraduate
was his girlfriend, adding that they only had a fight on that fateful
day.

Expressing shock over his arrest, he said: “She is my girlfriend.
We only fought in April and have resolved the matter.

“What led to the fight was her request for money to buy an IPad
which cost over N100,000. Because of my love for her, I
managed to raise N70,000. She visited me on that day and I
advised her to change her way of living which included going to
club .
I also accused her of flirting with other men. Along the line, we
started fighting and I used a mop stick to hit her and in the
process , took shots of her and sent the pictures to my friends.
But I did not tell them to paste the pictures on the internet.”

Police sources hinted that efforts were on to arrest Mayowa and
Ademuyiwa alleged to have pasted the victim’s nude pictures on
the internet, while Babajide had been charged to court for
kidnapping, rape, conspiracy, attempt to commit murder,
indecent assault, and assault occasioning harm.

Source: Vanguard

Food Vendor Runs Mad After Confessing To Using Mortuary Water To Cook Food

A woman (Names witheld) who is the owner of a popular buka in
Portharcourt confessed last Saturday to using diabolical means to
entice customers, as well as take their "destinies."

According to eye witnesses, the woman, who is from Akwa Ibom,
suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local
Government area of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. They say she
suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started
confessing how she employed diabolical means for the growth of
her business.

In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses
with her food, as well as water from her private part and
menstruation blood. She said she did all these to attract customers
whose "destinies" she used for the growth of her business and
riches. She then ran around town naked, confessing her atrocities,
appearing to have lost her sanity.

The news of her confession spread around the area, and some of
her customers (including Okada men) and angry onlookers
descended on her and gave her the beating of her life, before Police
men intervened and took her away.

School proprietor caught having sex with 11-year-old pupil

Residents of Agric Olope area of Ado Ekiti have apprehended the
proprietor of a private Nursery and Primary School, who was
found in a bush allegedly having sex with a pupil of his school.

The incident happened on Monday after school hours.
Our correspondent gathered on Wednesday that the proprietor,
identified as Mr. Tunde Ibitoye, picked the girl and another
pupil of the same school and was taking them home in his car
when he stopped at a deserted place and went into the bush
pretending to be defecating.

An eyewitness, who said he caught the suspect in the act, said
some minutes after the man went inside the bush, he called the
victim to bring him tissue to clean up.
The eyewitness, who identified himself as Kayode Ayeni, said he
became curious when he saw the girl going inside the bush
knowing full well that a man had first gone into the bush some
minutes earlier.

He said he traced the girl's movement and found the man half
naked and the girl also undressed and was in a compromising
position.
Ayeni claimed that the proprietor was having carnal knowledge
of the girl when he found the two of them inside the bush.
The argument between the eyewitness and the proprietor was
said to have attracted a crowd of passersby and residents to the
scene.

The suspect was said to have been beaten up and escaped being
lynched due to the arrival of some policemen at the scene.
The policemen, who stormed the scene,dispersed the crowd
and took the suspect away.

When contacted, the state command's Police Public Relations
Officer, Mr. Victor Babayemi, said Ibitoye had been arrested for
"defiling an 11-year-old pupil," adding that the suspect was
currently being interrogated by the police
The PPRO said the girl told police investigators that the
proprietor had sex with her.
He added that the girl confessed that the last act was the fourth
time the proprietor would be having sex with her.
He also said the girl's father told the police that there was a time
he noticed blood stain on his daughter's clothes but the man
thought it was early menstruation.
The proprietor, however, insisted that he did not have sex with
the girl but was just assisting her home after the school hours.

But Babayemi said the girl had been taken to a hospital for
medical examination, saying the result would be made public
when it was out.
Babayemi said, "There is a man in our custody who was said to
be caught while having sex with an 11-year-old pupil. The girl
has been taken to hospital for examination and we are expecting
the result.

"We are investigating to see if we can find other girls who the
man might have defiled. If we find any, it would further
corroborate the allegation. But we advise parents to alway
ensure that their children are put in custody of responsible
people."

Police Kill Three At University Of Uyo Over N200 Transport Fees

Several sources have told SaharaReporters the Nigerian
police in Uyo, capital of Akwa Ibom State, today shot
dead three protesting students at the University of Uyo.

One of our sources said he was certain only of one
casualty, but the other said the figure was higher.
Several sources disclosed that the students were
demonstrating against the introduction of transport fees.
Eyewitnesses said a peaceful procession on campus
turned violent, leading to the burning down of the vice
chancellor’s office located at Ikpa Road in Uyo.

“At least three students were shot and killed by the
police,” said a student source. He added that the police
contingent had been brought in to quell the uprising.
Unconfirmed reports said university officials have closed
down the school indefinitely after the protests that turned
violent.

An eyewitness told SaharaReporters that the protest was
started by engineering students protesting the
introduction of fares for the school bus shuttle. The
school earlier moved the engineering faculty and the
faculty of sciences from the town campus to the
permanent site at Nsukara Offot. “The distance between
the two locations is very far,” said the source. He added:
“Before now the school provided buses that shuttled
between the two campuses of the university, and the bus
service was free to all students. Now this morning the
students woke up to the announcement that a fee of 100
naira has been fixed for the bus services.”

Our source disclosed that the fares infuriated students
who afterwards mobilized for a peaceful protest. He said
the university officials then brought in policemen to
break up the protest. Two of our sources accused the
police of using excessive show of force against the
unarmed protesters.

“They started firing teargas, and this made the students to
respond by turning violent. The students started hurling
whatever objects, they could lay their hands on at the
police and blocked all the entrances and exits locations
in the school,” said one of the sources.
The sources said the protesters were stunned that the
police fired live ammunition at them. They said the irate
students then burnt down the VC’s office, other nearby
buildings and the school gate.

When SaharaReporters contacted the Akwa Ibom State
Police Public Relation Officer, Effiong Dickson by
telephone he said the police contingent sent to quell the
riot did not enter the campus but admitted that when the
student came out on the street, there was a skirmish as
police reportedly came under attack from students
“wielding sticks and throwing stones”. The PPRO stated
that there was no report of any killing from his colleagues
engaged in the operation. However, he said he had heard
rumors that one student was killed.

THINGS women should never, ever, do

1.Do not start hanging out with single ladies
whole weekend wen u are married

2.Do not use sex as a weapon in marriage to get
what u want!

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits
or without a bra underneath

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish
to wear off on its own, there's a
reason why they sell nail polish
remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality
weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails that
makes you look like a drama queen,
simple is always sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with
a hope of getting something in
return, expectations are
dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.

9. Never contradict what your man
says - in public.

10. Never stalk the man that left
you for the other woman

11. Do not share your best friend's personal life with every Tom, Dick and Harry.

12. Women should never act on
distress in relationships like
checking your man’s phone,
nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid freak. You will
simply release him to someone else
by doing so.

13. Never dish out your entire
family drama on a first date. The
guy just wants to know about you.

14. Stop obsessing over your body.
It’s good to eat healthy and work
out but let's leave it at that.

15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a Christmas tree.

16. Never leave home without
lip gloss, your phone and most of
all, your dignity.

17. Never leave your used sanitary
towel in the toilet for the next person to see. Women please!

18. Never wear very high heels if
you can’t do the Naomi Campbell
walk. You look like a drunk
grasshopper.

19. Never wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an interview. You will create the
wrong impression.

20. And finally, 'Never wish to be
like any other woman. There are
others out there envying you for who you are'

MANDELA’s QUOTEs

The world has continued to pray for the speedy recovery of
Nelson Mandela, who is being treated for a recurrent lung
infection in a Pretoria hospital. The South Africa government has
described the health condition of the country first black leader as
“serious but stable”.
Prince Ademola Ibrahim Mandela serves you some of Madiba’s quotes as the
anti-apartheid fighter ‘fights for his life’. You can make a pick of
your favourite quote(s) while you are also free to add your
favourite Mandela’s quote(s).

“I can rest only for a moment, for with freedom come
responsibilities, and I dare not linger, for my long walk is not yet
ended.”

“For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in
a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”

“If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work
with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.”

“Man’s goodness is a flame that can be hidden but never
extinguished.”

“I was made, by the law, a criminal, not because of what I had
done, but because of what I stood for, because of what I thought,
because of my conscience.”

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising
every time we fall.”

“When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he
has no choice but to become an outlaw.”

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to
change the world.”

“I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the
triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid,
but he who conquers that fear.”

“I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from nature
or nurture, I cannot say. Part of being optimistic is keeping one’s
head pointed toward the sun, one’s feet moving forward. There
were many dark moments when my faith in humanity was sorely
tested, but I would not and could not give myself up to despair.
That way lays defeat and death.”

“A good head and good heart are always a formidable
combination. But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen,
then you have something very special.”

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”

“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill
your enemies.”

“I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who
keeps on trying.”

“There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a
life that is less than the one you are capable of living.”

“No one is born hating another person because of the color of his
skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to
hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for
love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.”

“If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to
his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.”

“Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times
I fell down and got back up again.”

“As I have said, the first thing is to be honest with yourself. You
can never have an impact on society if you have not changed
yourself… Great peacemakers are all people of integrity, of
honesty, but humility.”

“As I walked out the door toward the gate that would lead to my
freedom, I knew if I didn’t leave my bitterness and hatred behind,
I’d still be in prison.”

“It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been
inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its
highest citizens, but its lowest ones.”

“A leader. . .is like a shepherd. He stays behind the flock, letting
the most nimble go out ahead, whereupon the others follow, not
realizing that all along they are being directed from behind.”

“We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome,
talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?”