Dirty Habits We Should Get Rid Of

I went out yesterday to have a great time, and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with
terrible dirty habits in the public

1) Spitting phlegm in public- Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas, and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise. But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

2) Spitting out bones of fish on the ground into a pile of mess
When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere, it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating. You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals. But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist

3) scratching your crotch
You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public

4) Digging your nose
And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi? why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.

5)Pulling at your pant lines to properly set it
Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places. But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them

6) Peeing in public
The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright, but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed. She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap

7) Eating with your mouth open
I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing ............... ............... ............... ............... ......... Common guys, lets all develop some civility parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits, especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids ....Stay Blessed.